weird and funny news stories

[TheButcher]

When I red news articles some of them just make me laugh so hard because they are either wrong, stupid, off topic or just like this one.

First of all I have no idea if what they are saying is true or not, but for a senior Japanese official to warn the USA that someone might do a surprise attack on Hawaii is just funny. Who was it that attacked Hawaii, wasn't it the Japanese military on December 7th1941 lol. Not a laughing matter it was wrong and a lot of people died.

"Russia and China are coordinating military exercises to threaten not only Taiwan but also Hawaii, according to a senior Japanese defense official who warned the United States to beware of a Pearl Harbor-style surprise attack."

https://news.yahoo.com/japanese-officia ... 00225.html

[CamLuCy]

Can we do without another war please.

[Webby]

Can we do without another war please.

No way war is mega bucks business

[fetishnews]

How would you like $50 billion rofl

"(CNN)For four days, Darren James and his family were multibillionaires.
The real estate agent from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, and his wife were doing a routine check on their finances last Saturday when they noticed $50 billion had been mistakenly deposited into their Chase Bank account.
"That's not like a one zero error or a two zero error, that's somebody that fell asleep on the keyboard error," James joked. "I was excited for sure. Really surprised how it got there and wondered if I had a rich uncle that gave it to me."

But to his disappointment, it wasn't an inheritance -- just an incredibly unusual error.

Chase Bank restored the family's account to its correct balance on Tuesday, James said."

https://www.cnn.com/2021/07/03/us/50-bi ... index.html

[TheButcher]

How would you like $50 billion rofl

"(CNN)For four days, Darren James and his family were multibillionaires.
The real estate agent from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, and his wife were doing a routine check on their finances last Saturday when they noticed $50 billion had been mistakenly deposited into their Chase Bank account.
"That's not like a one zero error or a two zero error, that's somebody that fell asleep on the keyboard error," James joked. "I was excited for sure. Really surprised how it got there and wondered if I had a rich uncle that gave it to me."

But to his disappointment, it wasn't an inheritance -- just an incredibly unusual error.

Chase Bank restored the family's account to its correct balance on Tuesday, James said."

https://www.cnn.com/2021/07/03/us/50-bi ... index.html

It's a big disappointment really because if they had spent any of that money they would be charged with a crime. You can not spend money that is mistakenly put into your bank account, people have done time for it.

[TheButcher]

The title of this one could be.

"Hire taller mechanics and ones who know their holes!"


"BA passenger jet collapsed onto its nose at Heathrow because a mechanic was too SHORT to put a locking pin in a correct hole, air crash report reveals

British Airways aircraft collapsed on its nose while at Heathrow during a test
No passengers were harmed as the Boeing 787-8 was due on a cargo flight
Lead mechanic was 'too short' to put locking pin in correct place, according to Air Accidents Investigation Branch report, so instructed taller colleague to help
But the second mechanic caused chaos after placing the pin into the wrong hole "


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... place.html

[urbanlegend]

The title of this one could be.

"Hire taller mechanics and ones who know their holes!"


"BA passenger jet collapsed onto its nose at Heathrow because a mechanic was too SHORT to put a locking pin in a correct hole, air crash report reveals

British Airways aircraft collapsed on its nose while at Heathrow during a test
No passengers were harmed as the Boeing 787-8 was due on a cargo flight
Lead mechanic was 'too short' to put locking pin in correct place, according to Air Accidents Investigation Branch report, so instructed taller colleague to help
But the second mechanic caused chaos after placing the pin into the wrong hole "


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... place.html

lmfao