when your girlfriend sleeps and you are awake

[greatpornlinks]

Trying not to make noise when you move around the house when shes sleeping is not easy......every little move sounds so much louder when you are consciously trying not to make noise. Just making a coffee or opening the back yard sliding door to go have a smoke......

[vblogger]

I know what you mean

[jag]

Luckily for me my hubby and me wake up a round 6am each morning.

[urbanlegend]

No such luck I have no one right now

[Colmike7]

I know. When I lived with my ex, I would come home late and she'd be asleep already. Then I try to play some video games and I hear "Michael?" from upstairs and I'm like "shit".. lol

[greatpornlinks]

So you two guys know what I go thru

[deviantz]

Try dropping a glass and the noise it makes in a quiet room, it happened to me a while back and woke up my friend sleeping over

[Colmike7]

Waking her up isn't too bad, tho. ...Ever put in a corned beef, but instead of simmering it you accidentally left it on full boil, then get distracted and go downtown to get weed but then your friend has some $30k new tech from Honda labs so I had to play around, then come home to billowing smoke pouring out of the windows and a text from the gf saying that the landlord was wondering if the house was on fire. Then trying to clean it all up and get another corned beef to cook before she got home. ...That was a mess and smelled like burned beef for a week lol.

[pussylover]

Waking her up isn't too bad, tho. ...Ever put in a corned beef, but instead of simmering it you accidentally left it on full boil, then get distracted and go downtown to get weed but then your friend has some $30k new tech from Honda labs so I had to play around, then come home to billowing smoke pouring out of the windows and a text from the gf saying that the landlord was wondering if the house was on fire. Then trying to clean it all up and get another corned beef to cook before she got home. ...That was a mess and smelled like burned beef for a week lol.

Look at the bright side you did not burn down the house, the gf did not leave you and you had fun playing.

[Webby]

She can think of it as payback for when she snores and keeps me up

[calista]

my sisters complain that when i wake up I make too much noise, I tell them to wake up earlier.

[AlexO]

Do you ever fart in bed when your Gf is next to you and pretend to be a sleep?

[Colmike7]

Do you ever fart in bed when your Gf is next to you and pretend to be a sleep?

lol yeah, I was laying in bed next to my ex and she was sound asleep, so I farted kind of loud and she jumped up out of bed really fast like someone waking up from a nightmare and gasped. All I could do was roll over a little and start laughing..

[Colmike7]

Waking her up isn't too bad, tho. ...Ever put in a corned beef, but instead of simmering it you accidentally left it on full boil, then get distracted and go downtown to get weed but then your friend has some $30k new tech from Honda labs so I had to play around, then come home to billowing smoke pouring out of the windows and a text from the gf saying that the landlord was wondering if the house was on fire. Then trying to clean it all up and get another corned beef to cook before she got home. ...That was a mess and smelled like burned beef for a week lol.

Look at the bright side you did not burn down the house, the gf did not leave you and you had fun playing.

True, it was fun, got to play with a new 3d scanner and scanned myself :p

[AlexO]

Do you ever fart in bed when your Gf is next to you and pretend to be a sleep?

lol yeah, I was laying in bed next to my ex and she was sound asleep, so I farted kind of loud and she jumped up out of bed really fast like someone waking up from a nightmare and gasped. All I could do was roll over a little and start laughing..

when it pops out without you planning on farting...