some foods you can not eat without getting it on you

[bbwlover]

An hour ago I felt like a BigMac and fries, so I went to the drive-thru picked it up, sat in my car ate it. I got sauce on myself again. Darn it I had to come back home change clothes go shop for groceries.

[Colmike7]

I used to have the same problem when I was a delivery driver, so instead I order 2 McDoubles or double cheeseburgers with no ketchup or mustard, add lettuce and mac sauce. Easier to eat and drive with much less mess. :p

[TheButcher]

Spagetti Bolognese, no matter what you do it will drip a spot or too on to your clothes.

[bestfreeporn]

Cereal never fails to ruin a shirt

[Ricks-Cams]

Ice cream

[pokerking]

Never mind that I hate some foods that give me gas man

[Sneaky]

Never mind that I hate some foods that give me gas man

Burritos enough said

[yobilinks]

Burritos enough said

but they taste good

[AlexO]

Hot dogs man everytime I go to Costco I get one on the way out and pile on the condiments , mustard and ketchup, fuck I get home with half the sauces on me.

[CamLuCy]

There are some things I never order when on a first date, try eat crabs legs without making a mess.

[Russ]

There are some things I never order when on a first date, try eat crabs legs without making a mess.

So on a second date it is okay for woman to be a sloppy eater

[CamLuCy]

There are some things I never order when on a first date, try eat crabs legs without making a mess.

So on a second date it is okay for woman to be a sloppy eater

Excuse me I am not a sloppy eater I eat very nicely, but you get more comfortable after the initial date.

[jag]

Chili is usually a recipe for disaster when I wear a nice top an sit down to eat, there is just no getting used to it without announcing to the world that you had chili.

[Abby]

Never mind that I hate some foods that give me gas man

Burritos enough said

I love the ones at Taco Bell

[TheButcher]

Never liked Chili for some reason