I got my exgirlfriend pregnant and I am the father

[bucksm]

My exgirlfriend just now called me all crying that she is pregnant and she has not slept with anyone in the past 3 weeks so it's mine. Her current boyfriend has been stationed in Germany for the last 2 months and if he finds out shit will hit the fan.Fuck it was a one night stand we had after 3 years together. Now what do I do?

[Boner]

How big is her BF

[TheButcher]

What do you want to do and what does she want to do, that is the starting point of this conversation you two should be having.

[bucksm]

Never seen the fucker so how do I know what he looks like.

No kids for me man, what she wants to do is what we are going to talk about tonight when we meet up for dinner.

[BarbaraCum]

See what happens when you do not wear a condom!

[Wm2man]

The Easter Bunny brought you a gift

[fantastico]

Only way to have the baby is if you both want to be parents to him or her, or give it up for adoption, do NOT have a baby and be bad parents. You can live together or have joint custody but you have to think this through real hard. Nothing worse than a baby growing up being neglected or not loved.

[bucksm]

The Easter Bunny brought you a gift

Not for me it's her gift (and problem) why didn't she tell me she was not on birth control, I might stop talking to her let her do what ever she wants.

[Cumslut]

The Easter Bunny brought you a gift

Not for me it's her gift (and problem) why didn't she tell me she was not on birth control, I might stop talking to her let her do what ever she wants.

what an ass hole you got her pregnant man up be there for her, make a mutual decision

[razor]

Not for me it's her gift (and problem) why didn't she tell me she was not on birth control, I might stop talking to her let her do what ever she wants.

Wrong attitude dude

[Colmike7]

April Fools?

[bucksm]

April Fools?

All those opinions no one figured it out but you


You got it

[bestfreeporn]

Oops few fell for this.

[jag]

Oh Jesus that was mean of you

[pussyhunter]

April Fools?

All those opinions no one figured it out but you


You got it

You got them good man, congrats on your April Fool's stunt.