Unofficial Joke Thread

[bill]

Our democrat snowflake teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...



(moral of the story - democrats suck - lock up stupid democrats, they're all inbreds anyway)

[monsta]

We need this thread to liven up the day, so much bad news happening. I'll be adding my jokes to help it going.

[monsta]

Monday and Sunday have a fight over which day is the first day of the week.

Sunday wins the fight because Monday is a weekday

[bill]

[bill]

[AlexO]

What’s the saddest part of the week?
Monday mournings!

[BHT]

That's kosher

[bill]

Teacher: "How much is half of 8?"

Little Johnny: "Up and down or across?"

Teacher: "What do you mean?"

Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"

[TheButcher]

If we are on to little Johnny jokes, this one is funny.


A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
"And you, Susie? " the teacher asks.
Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."

[bill]

[TheButcher]

I hope this is not me after my dentist appointment this afternoon, but ok let's have a laugh anyways.



Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?

I don’t know the dentist kept it.

[koster]

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