Unofficial Coronavirus (COVID-19) jokes thread

[gotonudecom]

[youtube]https://youtu.be/gwk8SQNojVA[/youtube]

[bill]

[TheButcher]

Just wash your hands is the best advice possible when leaving the restrooms.

[bbwlover]

Public bathrooms are scary places at the best of days, now they are potential disease traps.

[gotonudecom]

Public bathrooms are scary places at the best of days, now they are potential disease traps.

NOW!!!!!!! Where have you been the last ---- FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BrasSmonkey]

a guy walks into a bar... say i will take a corona. the bartender spits in a beer mug and slides it over

[gotonudecom]

You had me at "a guy walks into a bar..."
Lucky Bastard!

[yobilinks]

a guy walks into a bar... say i will take a corona. the bartender spits in a beer mug and slides it over

Yikes

[bbwlover]

No new jokes??

[gotonudecom]

This has become to serious for me to joke about.
The corruption, the complacency, the ignorance, Doctors lying to us and falsifying documentation, the profiteering by the banks and giant billion dollar corporations.

If every only knew what I know.
You want to get Covid-19, the immunity your body creates will make you immune to the Covid-20, which starts the zombie apocalypse.

[JPDomains]

3 million sickened people in the world is no joking time

[gotonudecom]

3 million sickened people in the world is no joking time

There is always 3 million sickened people in the world!!

ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAKE UP!!!


Are you not aware of the purpose of HUMOR?
making light of terrible events can be an entirely understandable coping strategy.

so don't tell me how to deal with my stress.

Did you hear the one about the maroon posting on forums telling people what time it is NOT?

[Sebs]

A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus"

[nudelinks]

A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus"

Nice one

[BrasSmonkey]

A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus"

you bit on my joke!