Unofficial Coronavirus (COVID-19) jokes thread

[AlexO]

I don't know why my fishing buddy is worried about Coronavirus, he never catches anything.

[TheButcher]

I don't know why my fishing buddy is worried about Coronavirus, he never catches anything.

LOL sounds like the last time I took my son fishing in the summer, he caught 3 and I watched pretty much my line bob up and down with nothing at the end of it.

[nudelinks]

With so many dying it is hard to be funny about Coronavirus.

[gotonudecom]

Here it is https://www.sponsorchat.com/jokes/?p=7712

I could not log in to post.

so here.


I hear if you get the Coronavirus twice it becomes
Dos Equis!

[gotonudecom]

With so many dying it is hard to be funny about Coronavirus.

Not really, Cars accidents kill more people than this virus.

Statistically speaking this virus is a failure at killing people.

[pornmafia]

People dying is no joking matter

[killah]

People dying is no joking matter

[gotonudecom]

People dying is no joking matter

LOL! Sure it is. In fact it is the main reason we have laugh and have jokes.. Wow! Get in with the program.
Learn why we laugh.
Learn then why we have jokes.
I need that meme about dead people compared to stupid people.

[youtube]https://youtu.be/aVFC5n-KnuA[/youtube]

[nudelinks]

will this meme do for you gotonudecom

[gotonudecom]

will this meme do for you gotonudecom

that is perfect, thanks

[Ricks-Cams]

will this meme do for you gotonudecom

How do you know you are dead?

[gotonudecom]

will this meme do for you gotonudecom

How do you know you are dead?

I think you just proved the point of meme Ricks!!!

[Slim]

so where is the official thread

[gotonudecom]

I would tell you a coronavirus joke, but you would spread it?

[wetnwild]

A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."

The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"