New York City published guidelines for sex during this Coronavirus

[pornmafia]

Serious NYC published guidelines for people who want to have sex during the Coronavirus outbreak, and this deserves it's own thread.

[TheButcher]

On a serious note it is good to tell people about safe sex practices, now to the fun part.

I wonder who wrote that and when they had it read for approval what their faces looked like lol.

"You are your safest sex partner" LOL that is hilarious, most people have no alternative but to be their own sex partner.

[jennyfer]

Perfect if you mastuubate more you'll be watching more porn.

[DeSexGuide]

They even mentioned 'rimming'

[britporn_mike]

No girlfriend at this moment in time, so my sex life has not changed, it's what it is, the biceps are getting a work out.

[FilmLatex]

Hahaha epic ... I picture the bureaucrat tasked with coming up with that guide - sitting there pondering how them real peoples actually do it outside of their mums basement ...

[BHT]

Problem is tissues, hard to find them in the stores, so masturbating gets messy.

[jag]

You have to put out information to prevent the spread of all disease,not every body knows these tins.

[JB2302]

Problem is tissues, hard to find them in the stores, so masturbating gets messy.

The best place for it is while taking a shower

[cimage]

"Skip sex if you or your partner is not feeling well"


Just what every woman wants to hear, now they have an official excuse not to have sex!

[CanadianChick]

My sex life has come to a dead stop. But it's okay I have 2 trusted friends who are in my bed side top drawer

[Sneaky]

Okay then have them deliver paper to the residents so they can masturbate in peace :--)

[greatpornlinks]

All logical points

[shoopa]

Been doing my own sexual act for the longest time now, it's become a habit. Now with not going out the odds are i'll be doing it for a while to come.

[Boner]

The advice is good for everyone every where, sound advice if you ask me.