for guys only - the future for your penis

[bill]

the future for your penis:



My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.

[TheButcher]

I do agree waking up with a woody is quite embarrassing but it happens once in a while.

[trafficseller]

Hilarious one bill

[jag]

Guys care about the size of their penis just as we care about how big are boobs are.

[TheButcher]

Guys care about the size of their penis just as we care about how big are boobs are.

I stopped caring of the size I have but do care for large boobies