prostate exam

[bill]

Unfortunately I've had one with my physical exam when I applied for life insurance.Not a nice experience period.

it isn't that bad ... just watch your psa numbers!!!!

[ispdn]

Too funny

[CTE]

nice one Bill

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the urologist as a precaution.


When he gets there, he discovers the person he first to see in the urologist clinic is a very pretty first year female medical student, who is to do his initial exam.


The female student says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.


I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,


'99'.


The old guy obeys and says,


"99".


The girl says, "Great", now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say,


'99".


Again, the old guy says,


'99'."


The girl said, “Very good”.


Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.


I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis


to keep it out of the way.


Now take a deep breath and say,


'99'.


The old guy begins,


"One...



two…




three…"


You don't stop laughing because you grow old.
You grow old because you stop laughing!

[TheButcher]

it isn't that bad ... just watch your psa numbers!!!!

That is a good indication of what is going on with your prostate gland, and had a blood test recently, it was right bang smack in the middle of the range a little to the lower end of the scale. So one thing I am not worried about.

[JB2302]

When I get close to 50 I'll have it taken care of, why make a big deal of a simple test that can prevent misery for you.

[pussyhunter]

have you ever had a prostate massage?

[bill]

have you ever had a prostate massage?

from what i've read - orgasm denial is bad for prostate - even with prostate massage - and can lead to more rapid prostate cancer escalations

[CanadianChick]

surely it is less painful tan a pap smear we get