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Post by bill » September 4th, 2019, 7:13 pm

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the urologist as a precaution.


When he gets there, he discovers the person he first to see in the urologist clinic is a very pretty first year female medical student, who is to do his initial exam.


The female student says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.


I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,


'99'.


The old guy obeys and says,


"99".


The girl says, "Great", now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say,


'99".


Again, the old guy says,


'99'."


The girl said, “Very good”.


Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.


I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis


to keep it out of the way.


Now take a deep breath and say,


'99'.


The old guy begins,


"One...



two…




three…"


You don't stop laughing because you grow old.
You grow old because you stop laughing!

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Post by TheButcher » September 4th, 2019, 7:40 pm

That was a good one Bill.


"You don't stop laughing because you grow old.
You grow old because you stop laughing!"

Which reminds me of the saying by the great poker legend, Doyle Brunson Texas Dolly.

"You don't stop playing poker because you get old, you get old because you stop playing poker"

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Post by badkitty » September 5th, 2019, 7:55 am

Prostate cancer is one of the least fatal if caught early and treated, so an exam is recommended for every one over 40 years of age.




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Post by bill » September 5th, 2019, 8:28 am

badkitty wrote: ↑
September 5th, 2019, 7:55 am
Prostate cancer is one of the least fatal if caught early and treated, so an exam is recommended for every one over 40 years of age.
true ... the problem is catching it early

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Post by TheButcher » September 6th, 2019, 8:35 pm

bill wrote: ↑
September 5th, 2019, 8:28 am
badkitty wrote: ↑
September 5th, 2019, 7:55 am
Prostate cancer is one of the least fatal if caught early and treated, so an exam is recommended for every one over 40 years of age.
true ... the problem is catching it early
For the humiliation and inconvenience of a stranger in a white gown sticking his or her index finger up my ass once a year it's a worth it.

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Post by bill » September 6th, 2019, 10:46 pm

TheButcher wrote: ↑
September 6th, 2019, 8:35 pm
bill wrote: ↑
September 5th, 2019, 8:28 am
badkitty wrote: ↑
September 5th, 2019, 7:55 am
Prostate cancer is one of the least fatal if caught early and treated, so an exam is recommended for every one over 40 years of age.
true ... the problem is catching it early
For the humiliation and inconvenience of a stranger in a white gown sticking his or her index finger up my ass once a year it's a worth it.


psa can detect the possibility of cancer before digital exam

if it is hard enough to be felt ... it can be too late

psa muy importante

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Post by DeSexGuide » September 8th, 2019, 1:04 pm

Not a pleasant exam but you have to do what you have to do to stay healthy.




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Post by AlexO » September 9th, 2019, 5:38 pm

I have been told by my doctor to get one but always said no guy is putting his fingers up my butt
Give me celebrity porn :twisted:

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Post by bill » September 9th, 2019, 7:16 pm

AlexO wrote: ↑
September 9th, 2019, 5:38 pm
I have been told by my doctor to get one but always said no guy is putting his fingers up my butt

stupidest posting of the day ... thought you were much smarter than that

then a mortician will happily put you in your grave prematurely

and get psa yearly after age 40

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Post by TheButcher » September 11th, 2019, 9:40 am

AlexO wrote: ↑
September 9th, 2019, 5:38 pm
I have been told by my doctor to get one but always said no guy is putting his fingers up my butt
Not the most pleasant thing in life but you have to get it done annually trust me. Prostate disease and cancer is very common and needs to be caught early on for your chances of survival to be good.

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Post by BOB777 » September 14th, 2019, 11:20 am

It is so dumb to skip this simple procedure when it can save your life one day.




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Post by bill » September 14th, 2019, 5:51 pm

if you get prostate cancer youll probably die in your early 70s

so no long life ... just premature death when you should live 20 more years

so your wife will get anither lover then

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Post by Emil » September 17th, 2019, 8:37 am

booster wrote: ↑
September 14th, 2019, 11:20 am
It is so dumb to skip this simple procedure when it can save your life one day.
Totally right statement




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Post by fappmaster » September 18th, 2019, 10:23 am

Unfortunately I've had one with my physical exam when I applied for life insurance.Not a nice experience period.




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