break these - if you can:

[bill]

here are some world records you can break:

world's largest gang bang - 919 guys by one girl in the same day

world's largest penis - 13.5 inches

world's most prolific mother - 69 babies

World's Biggest Distance for a Jet of Semen - 18 ft 9 in - 570 cm

World's Longest Man Masturbation - 10 hours

Largest Natural Breasts - 102ZZZ

Most Bras Unhooked In A Minute - 20

World's Oldest Father - 90-year-old

[bill]

and World's Strongest Vagina - she can lift 31 lbs with her vagina


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If all you’ve been doing are squats and crunches to tone up your flabby physique before summer, you’ve been neglecting a very important area: your vagina.

Tatyana Kozhevnikova, a Russian gymnast and mom, can lift nearly 31 pounds with her crotch muscles, earning her the unofficial title of World’s Strongest Vagina. (She even made it into the Guinness Book of World Records).

If you happen to harbor secret fantasies about hoisting things off the ground with your vagina, Kozhevnikova wants you to know this: She was not born with a super-ripped box. It was a long road to where she is now. Hey, we’ve all got to have dreams. Her impetus for this new career path was motherhood. After giving birth, she was left with a lifeless and floppy vajayjay, so she decided to take matters into her own…um, hands. Clearly, Kegels weren’t cutting it for her.

And now anyone with a slackened and out-of-shape vagina can get just as fit as Kozhevnikova with her patented workout called Intimate Gymnastics. The name of the workout sounds so much more fun than the reality of it—lifting a kettlebell with your pelvic floor muscles. If my ovaries did cartwheels, or my vagina a backbend, maybe I’d give it a whirl.

At this point, you’re probably wondering just how one lifts weights with an organ that has no opposable thumbs. No, she doesn’t vacuum it up into the abyss, but good guess. Kozhevnikova inserts a wooden egg into her vagina (with a condom—safety first!) that she grips Kegel-style. The egg has a rope that attaches to the weight, and then she does a few reps.

[bill]

i guess the most unbras unhooked above was wrong

older record:




newer record






now it's your turn


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[bill]

[GabrielF]

13.5" penis is over kill, half of it will stay out of the hole during sex

[jag]

You must be joking a woman had 69 babies, what was she in the 69 position every day having sex.

[BHT]

"Most Bras Unhooked In A Minute "

I can do it in 5 seconds even when drunk.

[Austin]

Why would you bring a child into this world when you are 90, what are the chances you'll see that kid grow to be 10 years old. Stupid idea.

[Irvingvah]

"world's largest gang bang - 919 guys by one girl in the same day"

Could she stnd up and walk at the end of it?

[xxxman]

"Largest Natural Breasts - 102ZZZ" wtf who is she?

[Wm2man]

Count me out I can not break any of those records period!