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my girlfriend is getting on my nerves

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Post by JBX » February 8th, 2019, 2:50 pm

she can not stop farting in bed. That is simply bad manners and she always says sorry it slipped put.




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Post by fappmaster » February 8th, 2019, 3:00 pm

Does it smell :lol:




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Post by JBX » February 8th, 2019, 3:06 pm

why you think I am upset about it




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Post by Colmike7 » February 8th, 2019, 4:02 pm

Fart back




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Post by bill » February 8th, 2019, 4:04 pm

its genetic ... not her fault!

some people blink more often than others

some people snore more often than others

some people fart more often than others

its natural and cant be helped

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Post by HeidiHoe » February 9th, 2019, 5:48 am

https://www.armysurplusworld.com . Maybe this place can hook you up with a gas mask. lol
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Post by monsta » February 10th, 2019, 6:56 pm

JBX wrote: ↑
February 8th, 2019, 2:50 pm
she can not stop farting in bed. That is simply bad manners and she always says sorry it slipped put.
I bust one every now and then and it is unintentional, don't go make a big deal 0ut of it.




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Post by Timdaman » February 12th, 2019, 1:08 pm

HeidiHoe wrote: ↑
February 9th, 2019, 5:48 am
https://www.armysurplusworld.com . Maybe this place can hook you up with a gas mask. lol


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You made me crack up




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Post by razor » February 13th, 2019, 8:35 am

JBX wrote: ↑
February 8th, 2019, 2:50 pm
she can not stop farting in bed. That is simply bad manners and she always says sorry it slipped put.
It would bug me




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Post by Mitch » February 14th, 2019, 9:17 am

If you do not let the gases out you'll end up like a balloon.




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Post by TheButcher » February 15th, 2019, 1:28 pm

JBX wrote: ↑
February 8th, 2019, 2:50 pm
she can not stop farting in bed. That is simply bad manners and she always says sorry it slipped put.

Sigmund Freud would probably say this is a sign you two are close.

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Post by gotonudecom » February 15th, 2019, 2:19 pm

JBX wrote: ↑
February 8th, 2019, 2:50 pm
she can not stop farting in bed. That is simply bad manners and she always says sorry it slipped put.
Don't tell her, this forum will attack you for telling a woman anything about her issues. Even when accurate and she needs to be told.
https://www.sponsorchat.com/viewtopic.php?f=74&t=2287

Farting is in your/her control. :mrgreen:

You can't stop farting completely, but there are ways to reduce the amount of gas in your system.

Eat more slowly and mindfully. ...
Don't chew gum. ...
Cut back on gas-producing foods. ...
Check for food intolerances with an elimination diet. ...
Avoid soda, beer, and other carbonated beverages. ...
Try enzyme supplements. ...
Try probiotics.


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https://www.healthline.com/health/how-to-stop-farting




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Post by Dawn » February 17th, 2019, 4:45 pm

Beer makes me bloated and gives me gas. So when i know I am going to be romantic I avoid beer that day.




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Post by 24alex » February 19th, 2019, 1:05 am

Did you read what Bill Gates recently said about cows.




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Post by gotonudecom » February 19th, 2019, 10:39 am

24alex wrote: ↑
February 19th, 2019, 1:05 am
Did you read what Bill Gates recently said about cows.
please share a link




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