[CHUCKLES] Jokes thread

[pokerking]

Two flies are sitting on a pile of shit. One of the flies farts. The other fly says with a look of disgust, "Dude, l'm eating."

[TheButcher]

Two flies are sitting on a pile of shit. One of the flies farts. The other fly says with a look of disgust, "Dude, l'm eating."

Big problem flies, they spread disease.

[GlennfromLA]

Why did the skeleton do so badly in school on Mondays?
His heart wasn’t in it.

[TheButcher]

Why did the skeleton do so badly in school on Mondays?
His heart wasn’t in it.

This is an skeleton joke by Al Pacino told by Johnny Depp on the late Show is hilarious watch it.

[Cars-n-Chicks]

A man walks into a bar, and it's empty - it's just him and the bartender. He sits down and orders a drink. He hears someone whisper, "Pssst...I like your tie." The man looks around but doesn't see anyone. "Pssst...that color looks nice on you." He asks the bartender, "Excuse me, but...are you speaking to me?" The bartender rolls his eyes and says, "No, sorry about that. It's the peanuts... they're complimentary."

[greatpornlinks]

can you handle a race related joke, if you can let me know I heard a good one last night I'll post it.

[TheButcher]

can you handle a race related joke, if you can let me know I heard a good one last night I'll post it.

I think a joke is just a joke if it's not meant as a personal attack then it's fine.

[jag]

can you handle a race related joke, if you can let me know I heard a good one last night I'll post it.

You never know some people will get offended over the smallest things, especially race and religion hon.

[GabrielF]

Time to revive this jokes topic.

Why does Santa always land on your roof?
Because he likes it on top

[TheButcher]

Time to revive this jokes topic.

Why does Santa always land on your roof?
Because he likes it on top

Is there a hidden message here

[pornmafia]

What’s the most depressing sound on Monday?
Alarm clocks.

[AlexO]

The part no one says out loud.


Nothing ruins hump day like not getting humped

[fetishnews]

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!

[TheButcher]

What do you call an old snowman? Water

[CDSally]

What do you get if you cross an iPad with a
Christmas tree?

A pineapple!