[CHUCKLES] Jokes thread

[shoopa]

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? The lawyer charges more.

[Eroticart]

"What do turkeys and mothers-in-law have in common?

Seeing them once a year at Christmas is enough!"

[TheButcher]

Happy hump day.



What’s the difference between a mother-in-law and a car alarm? The car alarm eventually stops – but my mother-in-law’s nagging is perpetual!

[Sebs]

An old man went for a physical and his wife joined him. The doctor asked for a urine sample, blood sample, fecal sample, and sperm sample. His wife said, "Just give the doctor your underwear, Mike.

[voyeurz]

How can you spot a blind man at a nude beach? It's not hard.

[greatpornlinks]

How can you spot a blind man at a nude beach? It's not hard.

[AlexO]

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother!

[TheButcher]

I know the feeling



"o you want to become my son-in-law? Not exactly. I just want to marry your daughter."

[Boner]

I know the feeling



"o you want to become my son-in-law? Not exactly. I just want to marry your daughter."

ha ha ha

[Russ]

What day comes after Black Friday?
Empty Bank Account Saturday.

[pornmafia]

Happy Saturday

What's the difference between love, lust, and showing off? Spit, swallow, gargle.

[urbanlegend]

What’s the difference between ‘Oooh!’ and ‘Aaah!’?
About 8 inches

[AlexO]

Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? They can't stand to see a man have a good time!

[LuKenGas]

What’s the most depressing sound on Monday?
Alarm clocks.

[AlexO]

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?






You only need one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.