[CHUCKLES] Jokes thread

[fantastico]

What’s the difference between a wife and a job?

After 10 years, a job still sucks.

[BrasSmonkey]

butcher you communist!!! you deleted my fucking pig joke!!! you used to be kool...

[TheButcher]

butcher you communist!!! you deleted my fucking pig joke!!! you used to be kool...

I have not deleted a post in this thread brotha. And no I am not a commie and never have thought it was a good thing I don't know where you get that idea from brotha'

I will delete any post that mentions an illegal topic or content.That also means two words starting with the letter "N" by the way. I don't care if it is meant as a joke, to be funny or serious. I do not want that type of discussion here.
Have a good afternoon.

[BrasSmonkey]

ok then...

cop joke: what do you call a dirty penny?















a dirty copper!

[nudelinks]

Why is dough another word for money?

Because everyone kneads it.

[TheButcher]

Okay one for Thursday from me.


A husband and wife had a fight.

Wife called her mom: "He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you."

Mom: "No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!"

[CanadianChick]

A guy says to his friend "I can't remeber if the doctor told me if my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's". The guys friends says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she comes home, don't fuck her again."

[24alex]

A guy says to his friend "I can't remeber if the doctor told me if my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's". The guys friends says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she comes home, don't fuck her again."

[JustJoe]

What does a leprechaun order at a diner? A Paddy melt.

[BHT]

What do tofu and dildos have in common? They are both meat substitutes.

[greatpornlinks]

Time for a clean joke.



A guy calls the secretary and says "When does the office open?" And the secretary says "8AM why you calling me at midnight to get in?"
The guy says "I don't want to get in I want to get out."

[voyeurz]

what's another word for a gynecologist ?

Lip reader!

[Aleks]

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

[TheButcher]

Okay heard this one on Saturday night.

A new research has found if wives get more sleep there will be a significant drop in heart attacks, strokes and suicides.





For their husbands

[Wm2man]

2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.”
The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”