200 best places to have sex

[pussyhunter]

95% of those places will get you in trouble with the law

[calista]

In a funeral store seems a sad place to get it on

[cimage]

I have made out in the back of a limo but not all the way.

[TheButcher]

In a funeral store seems a sad place to get it on

Why do funerals have to be a sad time for anyone, enjoy and remember the one who passed away. My thinking is if you care or love someone you let them know when they are there not after they are worm food. I have told my family and friends, when I croak I don't want any religious people or be taken some religious establishment, I'm am atheist after all. If they care and respect my final wish I want them to cremate me, have a good time. Not wear dark clothes cry or make it as if I would want to cry myself if I was there.

Hey even have some music, food and booze, make it a nice get together. Eat drink and dance away.

Not joking either, very serious about this.

[AlexO]

The list of places made me chuckle

[notty]

I've had sex with a past gf at her parents, her mother came home, I was stuck in her closet for an hour and a half till her mother left.That was the longest hour and a half in my life.

[TheButcher]

I've had sex with a past gf at her parents, her mother came home, I was stuck in her closet for an hour and a half till her mother left.That was the longest hour and a half in my life.

I can imagine how time stood still for you

[XpressPete]

Sex anywhere at any time is good

[vblogger]

Midnight skinny dipping in the pool rocks

[TerryLon]

I was 20 when my gf said her parents went away for the weekend, we took no chances did it in the old camper they had parked at the back of the yard. That was fun times. We actually did it again a couple a times when they were at home sleeping in that same camper.

[fappmaster]

Midnight skinny dipping in the pool rocks

My condo building has a pool but no way I'll get naked in it, the closest thing to it is sex in the shower.

[shoopa]

A little drama about being caught helps in the overall scheme of things

[Terry]

Sex anywhere at any time is good

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[gspotman]

"At a Christmas tree farm." what???

[bill]

"At a Christmas tree farm." what???

just don't get poked by the pine needles