Did you hear about the butcher and why he doesn't like dildos?

[bill]

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?
He got behind in his work.

What is it when one butcher spies on another butcher?
A steak out.

What happens when a butcher laughs too hard?
He Cowlapses!

What do you call someone who steals from the butcher?
A hamburglar.

Why did the butcher retire?
He was cut off in his prime!

Where did the butcher go to dance?
At the Meat ball.

What do you call a butcher who lost his cattle?
Nobody's herd.

Why don't butchers like dildos and tofu?
Because they are both meat substitutes.

What do you call a butcher who dresses up for Comic Con?
"Obi Wan Baloney"

Did you hear about the butcher who was arrested for being a Russian spy?
Apparently there was more to him than meats the eye.

There is a butcher and is 6"5 what does he weigh?
Meat, cause butchers weigh meat.

A butcher goes on a first date and says "It was nice meating you"

A butcher says to his boss "I am done with this job now I am baking/bacon."

Sniff Test
A woman walked into a very busy butcher's shop. Looking at meats and poultry on display, she suddenly grabbed hold of a dressed chicken, she picked up one wing, sniffed it, picked up the other wing and sniffed it, picked up one leg, sniffed it, picked up the other leg, sniffed it. Just as she finished sniffing the second leg, the butcher walked up to her and said, "Madam, could -you- pass such a test?"


Amazing Dog
There's this butcher and one day as he turned to go home a dog stopped him an d there was a note in his mouth. The note read "Can I have a steak and three sausage links please?" The butcher took the note and gathered the things. When he turned back around he was surprised to see a twenty dollar bill in the dog's mouth. The dog grabbed the meat in a bag and padded off. The astounded butcher closed up shop and followed the amazing dog. The pair soon came to a bus stop. The dog looked at the schedule and sat down on the bench. The first bus came and the dog got up and trotted over to the front of the bus, looked at the number and sat back down. Another bus came and again the dog looked at the bus number and saw it was the right one. He got on, the butcher closely following. The bus rumbled on and the dog jumped up walked to the front of the bus, leaped up and grabbed the leaver to stop the bus. As the dog got out with the butcher in tow he set down the meat at the begining of a walkway and ran all the way up and banged his head against the door of a nice house. The dog did it again and hopped up on a fence to peer in the window. The canine knocked on the window with his head and jumped back to the end of the walkway, grabbed the meat and walked up to the door. The door opened and a man walked out and started to yell at the dog. The butcher ran up to stop him. The butcher said" what are you doing? This dog is amazing," "What are you talking about, This is the second time he's forgot his key!"

[TheButcher]

My input is I hate tofu. how anyone eats it is beyond me.

[cimage]

rofl that was not what I expected in the post

[razor]

"Why don't butchers like dildos and tofu?
Because they are both meat substitutes."


Best line in that posting!!

[killah]

ROFL

[vblogger]

The sponsorchat butcher is safe lmao

[dom_trev]

The sponsorchat butcher is safe lmao

ROFL

[AlexO]

Dildos are more popular with women and shemales than men dude

[PootangMan]

Do you women here prefer a dildo over a hard penis?

[BHT]

Buthcer's typically like knives not dildos lmao

[notty]

Buthcer's typically like knives not dildos lmao

I hope all butchers use knives not dildos to cut the meat I buy and eat

[TheButcher]

Buthcer's typically like knives not dildos lmao

yes sir

I hope all butchers use knives not dildos to cut the meat I buy and eat

[misterporn]

Buthcer's typically like knives not dildos lmao

I hope all butchers use knives not dildos to cut the meat I buy and eat

How can they cut a cow with a dildo butch?

[bill]

there is a cow dildo

a holstein

[bill]

holstein cow