how to get out of a wedding

[Webby]

a wedding gives you nothing but a sense of self-importance. That is, the illusion of self

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[kuprum]

a wedding gives you nothing but a sense of self-importance. That is, the illusion of self

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an attempt to appropriate something that can never belong to you. Legal agreement under rivers of champagne and money fireworks of absurdity....

[NSWDave]

Weddings are fun I look forward to them. You meet women.

[TheButcher]

Weddings are fun I look forward to them. You meet women.

The dragon does not want me to meet other women

[greatpornlinks]

Go man you meet some sexy woman at the wedding it will be worth it.I like big parties you meet chicks who are drinking in a good mood, will dance with you......

[Skinner]

Truth is I hardly talk to my cousin and he's getting married tomorrow, the expected gift is at least $350 cash since it's an expensive do at the Sheraton. I really do not want to go nor pay the $350 'Entrance fee' gift. What are good excuses.

That is quite rich expecting at least $350 from people

[foxxxychick]

Any wedding I get invited I go,it is a happy day, you meet friends and family, have a nice time and be part of the bride and grooms special day. So what you have to buy or put a cash gift you can afford.