[CHUCKLES] Jokes thread

[TheButcher]

This was on the radio this morning.

When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency?


I always write, “A very good doctor”.

LOL good one Julius

[TheButcher]

I just heard this one and thought it was funny.

To out it in context, a friend of mine told me her husband thinks she is cheating on him, and she is not. She would tell me if she was, we have known eachother for over 30 years.

But she told him this joke.





Eve says to Adam: Adam I caught you cheating last night.
Adam replies : Are you crazy woman who did I cheat with there is only the 2 of us on earth.

[LuKenGas]

Eve says to Adam: Adam I caught you cheating last night.
Adam replies : Are you crazy woman who did I cheat with there is only the 2 of us on earth.

I think I dated her sister the cheating pile of shit.

[BrasSmonkey]

Happy Holidays!!!
when is a door not a door?


when it's ajar

[TheButcher]

Since it's the world cup here is a Christmas joke for you Brassmonkey, good morning.



How did Scrooge win the football game?


The ghost of Christmas passed!

[BrasSmonkey]

Since it's the world cup here is a Christmas joke for you Brassmonkey, good morning.



How did Scrooge win the football game?


The ghost of Christmas passed!

you mean soccer

[TheButcher]

Yes boss you should be happy this morning the USA got thru to the round of 16 yesterday

[GabrielF]

Keep them coming a joke a day pls.

[GabrielF]

Here is mine for today;



How much did Santa's sleigh cost? It was on the house!

[killah]

What is a snowman's favorite breakfast cereal?


 Frosted Flakes

[BrasSmonkey]

What is a snowman's favorite breakfast cereal?


 Frosted Flakes

racist!!!

[3ric]

What is a snowman's favorite breakfast cereal?


 Frosted Flakes

racist!!!

Black ice flakes sound better

[Brian]

I found this one to be quite amusing and true.


People think New Years is a life changing event. If your life sucked last year, it's probably still going to suck tomorrow.

[Dallastim]

Why does Santa always come through the chimney?

Because he knows better than to try the back door.

[BrasSmonkey]

Why does Santa always come through the chimney?

Because he knows better than to try the back door.

well santa calls it a chimney?