Funny news stories

[TheButcher]

I like to read all types of sites to get the news and some headlines just crack me up, so I figured I'll start a series and share funny headlines I run across in my day, if you have any share them.


Here is one I just saw:

"I’m 25 and won’t have sex until I’m married. Why can’t I get a man?"

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... -get-a-man



Anyone want to guess why she can't find a man at 25


Let me give her a hint, when a man asks a woman out for a coffee or drink, it is because he is attracted to her and wants to have sex with her, I don't pretend to have ever asked a woman out to be "Just friends" that is total bs if you ask me.

[razor]

what a boring darn life

[calista]

Did you ever see the movie, The 40 year old Virgin?

[TheButcher]

Another thing I can't help but laugh at is when the headline to a story says for example,

"Jennifer Aniston Looks Drop Dead Gorgeous As She Shows Off Her Abs in Barely-There Bikini For Rare Photoshoot"
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/jennife ... 24929.html

You click on the story and there is no photo of said "Barely-There Bikini" or if there is anything it is not even enough to see.

[TheButcher]

Another thing I can't help but laugh at is when the headline to a story says for example,

"Jennifer Aniston Looks Drop Dead Gorgeous As She Shows Off Her Abs in Barely-There Bikini For Rare Photoshoot"
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/jennife ... 24929.html

You click on the story and there is no photo of said "Barely-There Bikini" or if there is anything it is not even enough to see.
The top image is of Jennifer Aniston in a white top and another image lower down



and next is

https://www.instagram.com/p/CgcsiDPP7KL ... 3dcece752e

[cimage]

is Jennifer Aniston in that pic bra less or her nips are perky either way I like what it!

[TheButcher]

is Jennifer Aniston in that pic bra less or her nips are perky either way I like what it!

I don't care she looks fantastic