[CONTEST] Funny Joke Contest!

[Sandman]

Im always looking for a good laugh so figured why not do a funny joke contest.

Rules are simple 1 post per person 1 joke per person.

the 10 jokes i find the funniest will get the poster a free 1 year shared Web Hosting account no cc needed no auto renewals.

The contest ends this Sunday at 2pm cst.

[TheButcher]

Damn nice contest Sandman

[BrasSmonkey]

a black guy a indian guy and a irish guy walk into a bar. the black and the indian guy say where is the irish guy???? he's passed out with a dog violating him lol! he had a irish breakfast and a liquid lunch skipped dinner.


just made that up and corny

[voyeurz]

So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife's tits and says, "If these could give milk, we could get rid of the cows." He grabs her butt and says, "If this could give eggs, we could get rid of the chickens." The wife grabs the farmer's dick and says, "And if this stayed hard, we could get rid of the mailman."

[GlennfromLA]

Im always looking for a good laugh so figured why not do a funny joke contest.

Rules are simple 1 post per person 1 joke per person.

the 10 jokes i find the funniest will get the poster a free 1 year shared Web Hosting account no cc needed no auto renewals.

The contest ends this Sunday at 2pm cst.

any specs on the hosting offer?

[Sandman]

https://nicepricehosting.net/shared_hosting.html

Im always looking for a good laugh so figured why not do a funny joke contest.

Rules are simple 1 post per person 1 joke per person.

the 10 jokes i find the funniest will get the poster a free 1 year shared Web Hosting account no cc needed no auto renewals.

The contest ends this Sunday at 2pm cst.

any specs on the hosting offer?

[TheButcher]

One for humpday



A poor couple try their best to make ends meet. Times were hard, and there were days when the couple couldn't afford to eat. To curb their hunger, the couple would have sex.

One evening, the husband comes home from work and finds his wife humping the arm rest of the couch. Perplexed, the husband asks what she was doing. The wife responds, "nothing, just heating up your dinner."

[kuprum]

What did the penis say to the condom?

- "Cover me, I’m going in"

[athenaxstories]

Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says: I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.

[AlexO]

Im always looking for a good laugh so figured why not do a funny joke contest.

Rules are simple 1 post per person 1 joke per person.

the 10 jokes i find the funniest will get the poster a free 1 year shared Web Hosting account no cc needed no auto renewals.

The contest ends this Sunday at 2pm cst.

hey man this is a generous prize good luck to the winning entry, I am working the somenudes.com contest so will not get greedy try grab this one too, I am getting good competition from some of the posters there especially Kuprum.

[TheButcher]

An 18-year old boy and his girlfriend are going camping for the weekend and plan to lose their virginity to each other
Bursting with excitement, the boy walks into a drug store to buy some condoms. He notices they come in packs of 3, 6, and 12.

He's a bit confused, so he calls the clerk over, and asks “Excuse me sir, but why are the condoms packaged this way?”

The kindly old clerk replies, with a sly grin, "Well, son, it's all about efficiency and practicality. You see, this pack of 3 is for teenage boys, like yourself. You have one for Friday night, one for Saturday night, and one for Sunday night."

“Oh, I see” says the boy. He points to a 6 pack and asks, “Then, who are these for?”

“Those are for college men,” the clerk answers. “TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday!”

“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “Then, who uses THESE?” he asks, pointing to the 12-pack.

The clerk sighed and replied, “Well, those are for married men, like myself. One for January, one for February, one for March……. ”



By the way I won't be part of the contest as usual to play fair.

[Sandman]

Only a few hours to go people

[blackbooty]

I missed it, will you run a 2nd contest, this seems a nice offer.

[Sandman]

contest is over i will PM winners later this week.

[Brian]

contest is over i will PM winners later this week.

Suggestion announce them in the thread