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Post by TheButcher » February 18th, 2022, 9:39 am

Julius wrote: ↑
February 17th, 2022, 10:23 am
 This was on the radio this morning.

When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency?


I always write, “A very good doctor”.


LOL good one Julius
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Post by TheButcher » March 1st, 2022, 9:09 am

I just heard this one and thought it was funny.

To out it in context, a friend of mine told me her husband thinks she is cheating on him, and she is not. She would tell me if she was, we have known eachother for over 30 years.

But she told him this joke.





Eve says to Adam: Adam I caught you cheating last night.
Adam replies : Are you crazy woman who did I cheat with there is only the 2 of us on earth.
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Post by LuKenGas » March 2nd, 2022, 12:09 pm

TheButcher wrote: ↑
March 1st, 2022, 9:09 am
 Eve says to Adam: Adam I caught you cheating last night.
Adam replies : Are you crazy woman who did I cheat with there is only the 2 of us on earth.


I think I dated her sister :cry: :evil: the cheating pile of shit.



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Post by BrasSmonkey » November 29th, 2022, 11:11 pm

Happy Holidays!!!
when is a door not a door?


when it's ajar :lol: :lol:

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Post by TheButcher » November 30th, 2022, 7:36 am

Since it's the world cup here is a Christmas joke for you Brassmonkey, good morning.



How did Scrooge win the football game?


The ghost of Christmas passed!
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Post by BrasSmonkey » November 30th, 2022, 7:40 am

TheButcher wrote: ↑
November 30th, 2022, 7:36 am
 Since it's the world cup here is a Christmas joke for you Brassmonkey, good morning.



How did Scrooge win the football game?


The ghost of Christmas passed!
you mean soccer :?
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Post by TheButcher » November 30th, 2022, 7:44 am

Yes boss you should be happy this morning the USA got thru to the round of 16 yesterday
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Post by GabrielF » December 1st, 2022, 7:15 am

Keep them coming a joke a day pls.



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Post by GabrielF » December 1st, 2022, 7:16 am

Here is mine for today;



How much did Santa's sleigh cost? It was on the house!



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Post by killah » December 2nd, 2022, 7:25 am

What is a snowman's favorite breakfast cereal?


 Frosted Flakes
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Post by BrasSmonkey » December 2nd, 2022, 8:02 am

killah wrote: ↑
December 2nd, 2022, 7:25 am
 What is a snowman's favorite breakfast cereal?


 Frosted Flakes
racist!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by 3ric » December 3rd, 2022, 5:36 pm

BrasSmonkey wrote: ↑
December 2nd, 2022, 8:02 am
killah wrote: ↑
December 2nd, 2022, 7:25 am
 What is a snowman's favorite breakfast cereal?


 Frosted Flakes
racist!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Black ice flakes sound better :?: :lol: :lol: r6d10k



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Post by Brian » December 4th, 2022, 11:04 am

I found this one to be quite amusing and true.


People think New Years is a life changing event. If your life sucked last year, it's probably still going to suck tomorrow.



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Post by Dallastim » December 5th, 2022, 7:18 am

Why does Santa always come through the chimney?

Because he knows better than to try the back door.



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Post by BrasSmonkey » December 5th, 2022, 2:20 pm

Dallastim wrote: ↑
December 5th, 2022, 7:18 am
 Why does Santa always come through the chimney?

Because he knows better than to try the back door.
well santa calls it a chimney? 5n9dd3 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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