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Post by blingman » January 7th, 2026, 9:00 pm

Me and my childhood crush are getting married next week.
Me on Monday and she on Sunday.



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Post by AlexO » January 31st, 2026, 11:13 am

Happy Saturday.


What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Give me celebrity porn :twisted:
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Post by AlexO » February 1st, 2026, 8:52 am

What do a puppy and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose.
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Post by calista » February 2nd, 2026, 5:44 am

AlexO wrote: ↑
February 1st, 2026, 8:52 am
 What do a puppy and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose.
tptr454



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Post by cimage » February 4th, 2026, 8:14 am

blingman wrote: ↑
January 7th, 2026, 9:00 pm
 Me and my childhood crush are getting married next week.
Me on Monday and she on Sunday.
tptr454
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Post by Cars-n-Chicks » February 9th, 2026, 6:34 am

"The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me life. Problem solved."



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Post by fappmaster » February 10th, 2026, 8:17 am

I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, and she said yes—about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn and doing the dishes.



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Post by greatpornlinks » February 11th, 2026, 7:36 pm

fappmaster wrote: ↑
February 10th, 2026, 8:17 am
 I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, and she said yes—about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn and doing the dishes.
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Post by thepornman » February 16th, 2026, 11:49 am

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 55 lbs.



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Post by TheButcher » February 17th, 2026, 10:26 am

thepornman wrote: ↑
February 16th, 2026, 11:49 am
 What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 55 lbs.
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Post by cimage » February 18th, 2026, 2:35 pm

My girlfriend's mom cracks some really dirty jokes in front of everybody and my girlfriend gets annoyed.
Stop looking for reps if they don't care why waste your time and traffic at their program, fuck that.
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Post by AlexO » February 20th, 2026, 8:35 am

cimage wrote: ↑
February 18th, 2026, 2:35 pm
 My girlfriend's mom cracks some really dirty jokes in front of everybody and my girlfriend gets annoyed.
You have to know who is present otherwise you make people uncomfortable.
Give me celebrity porn :twisted:
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Post by rx_tom » February 25th, 2026, 5:10 pm

"So a guy walks into a bar and he sees a gorilla. He asks the bartender, 'Hey what's with the gorilla?' The bartender gets up and smacks the gorilla. The gorilla then gives the bartender a blow job. The bartender asks the guy, "You wanna try?" The guy says, 'Sure, but don't smack me so hard.'"


~ Happy Wednesday.



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Post by AlexO » February 27th, 2026, 9:14 am

here start your Friday off with a laugh


A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"
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Post by Leatherman » March 1st, 2026, 9:37 am

"I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.”"



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