[CHUCKLES] Jokes thread

[bill]

A guy was invited to an old friends' home for dinner.

His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

The guy was impressed since he knew the couple had been married almost 70 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy, "I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those pet names."

His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about ten years ago."

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[Mitch]

A nice one my buddy sent me today.


What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?




Your job still sucks.

[rx_tom]

OK one for this Tuesday.


A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $300 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free." The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $300 a year!!!"

[pornmafia]

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu.

She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.”

I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”

[24alex]

A nice one my buddy sent me today.


What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?




Your job still sucks.

Mean but still funny dude

[pornmafia]

one for this last Friday of May from moi.

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A: A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.


My exwife had a 'good lawyer' represent her during our divorce

[snooper]

I've been meaning to post this for a few days.


How do you make your wife scream during sex?





































Call her and tell her about it.

[razor]

I've been meaning to post this for a few days.


How do you make your wife scream during sex?







ROFLMAO cool one





























Call her and tell her about it.

[AlexO]

what about some jokes to liven up this place?

[BHT]

"How is life like a penis? It sometimes get hard when you least expect it."

[GlennfromLA]

Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?



Because every play has a cast.

[KarinaJab]

Q: What is even dumber than a blonde trying to build a house underwater?




A: A blonde trying to burn it down.

Post more blonde jokes they are the best, I am not a natural blonde btw I spend a lot of time and money to keep it blonde with highlights

[bill]

Post more blonde jokes they are the best, I am not a natural blonde btw I spend a lot of time and money to keep it blonde with highlights

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?




She kept throwing out all the 'W's

[bill]

Why are blonde jokes so short?











So they can remember them.