I messed about with my doctor yesterday

[viking]

Why do they have to finger us if they can detect prostate cancer in a blood test?

I asked that and there is more to it than a blood test

[TheButcher]

Why do they have to finger us if they can detect prostate cancer in a blood test?

I asked that and there is more to it than a blood test

You are correct sir, they check for the size and to see if it is smooth, I guess they cuold do that with an ultra sound but the finger routine is cheaper and faster.

[jag]

Every year my life insurance company send a bunch of forms to be filled out by me and my doctor. So I had an appointment yesterday to see him.

I walk in wait 40 minutes past my time they gave me, finally I get to go into his ofice.

He says hi how you doing, I said great so he says what is the problem then, I said nothing I need these forms filled out your office said to bring them.

He says okay let's take your temperature, weight, blood pressure, O2 level, usual crap.

Then he says do you smoke, I said no thanks I just put one out before I came in. Then he said how about coffee do you drink coffee I said sure if you're offering make mine black please. He didn't take the jokes too well. But since he made me wait for 40 minutes I could care less. 15 minutes of him reading 4 pages and checking off a few boxes, fucker charged me $75 to fill it out. God knows what they'll bill my health insurance provider for the visit.

That was it I thought I would share it with you all.

You are bad blingman but that was funny

[plumpprincessxxx]

You boys are lucky a PAP smear is pain not some guy sticking his finger up your butt hole

Tell them they think a finger in the butt is bad

[TheButcher]

You boys are lucky a PAP smear is pain not some guy sticking his finger up your butt hole

Tell them they think a finger in the butt is bad

It is bad