Happy April Fools day

[jag]

I am thinking how to trick my hubby today, are you planning any jokes or surprises for your family or friends.

[TheButcher]

Typical of my mother-out-law to annoy me, she called me on my cell a little while ago to tell me she has fallen out of her bed can I go there call 911. Stupid cunt I drove there all in a hurry to have her open the door say, "April fool's day"

[notty]

I got my gf this morning. I know her boss well so i asked him to text her just as she was getting into work that she has been fired not to come in, she called me saying she is driving back because she was fired, I said go in talk to them.

When she went in and she realized what we had pulled on her she didn't like my stunt too well but she'll be fine.I'm going to make it up to her tonight, taking her to her favorite Japanese restaurant.

[Abby]

I got my gf this morning. I know her boss well so i asked him to text her just as she was getting into work that she has been fired not to come in, she called me saying she is driving back because she was fired, I said go in talk to them.

When she went in and she realized what we had pulled on her she didn't like my stunt too well but she'll be fine.I'm going to make it up to her tonight, taking her to her favorite Japanese restaurant.

If you were my boyfriend I would have you sleep on the couch for a week.

[bill]

today is also .....

Assyrian New Year

Boomer Bonus Day

International Tatting Day (don't know what tatting is ... google it)

International Fun At Work Day

Fossil Fools Day

Edible Book Day

National Fun Day

National Atheist Day (butcher should be happy)

Lupus Alert Day

National One Cent Day

National Trombone Player Day

National Sourdough Bread Day

National Love For Our Children Day

Reading Is Fun Day

Sweet Potato Day

Poetry And The Creative Mind Day

US Air Force Academy Day

and

St Stupid Day

[bbwlover]

Who got taken yesterday?

[monsta]

Nothing I would do to my worst enemy