[NON-BUSINESS] Things you regret doing when drunk

[HeelMike]

i was drunk and a friends sister just had a baby i drained her boobs. i was fucked up i had two 5ths of mad dogg 20/20 and beer. she was freaking hot though. baby get some powder!

You took away the baby's food

[LuKenGas]

Brassmonkey wins this one for the best story that made me laugh

[fappmaster]

i was drunk and a friends sister just had a baby i drained her boobs. i was fucked up i had two 5ths of mad dogg 20/20 and beer. she was freaking hot though. baby get some powder!

You took away the baby's food

[ricco]

Making an ass of myself at my sisters wedding, got so drunk was throwing up an hour after te reception started.I did apologize to her and her man when they came back from their honeymoon.

[TheButcher]

Making an ass of myself at my sisters wedding, got so drunk was throwing up an hour after te reception started.I did apologize to her and her man when they came back from their honeymoon.

You did the right thing apologizing, good for you.

[viking]

Brassmonkey wins this one for the best story that made me laugh

[Emil]

This happened last night after a few drinks. Don't ask how many I lost track after the 6th or 7th shot of Tequila. This fat chick at the bar kept trying to interrupt my chat with this girl I was talking to. I wanted to chat the girl and this woman would not shut the fuck up, so I asked her if she had ever got a nose job. he said no I said you should book an appointment in the morning get one.
They both walked away and later I saw them kissing. How the fuck was I to know they were a couple.

[AlexO]

This happened last night after a few drinks. Don't ask how many I lost track after the 6th or 7th shot of Tequila. This fat chick at the bar kept trying to interrupt my chat with this girl I was talking to. I wanted to chat the girl and this woman would not shut the fuck up, so I asked her if she had ever got a nose job. he said no I said you should book an appointment in the morning get one.
They both walked away and later I saw them kissing. How the fuck was I to know they were a couple.

[LuKenGas]

This happened last night after a few drinks. Don't ask how many I lost track after the 6th or 7th shot of Tequila. This fat chick at the bar kept trying to interrupt my chat with this girl I was talking to. I wanted to chat the girl and this woman would not shut the fuck up, so I asked her if she had ever got a nose job. he said no I said you should book an appointment in the morning get one.
They both walked away and later I saw them kissing. How the fuck was I to know they were a couple.

Mean thing to tell a woman dogg


BUT but but.....

[Big MOE]

How do I know what I did when drunk

[BrasSmonkey]

How do I know what I did when drunk

[XpressPete]

Accepting a bet at a bachelor party to get on stage dance in my under wear

[TheButcher]

Accepting a bet at a bachelor party to get on stage dance in my under wear

LOL I was at one 16 years ago the groom was so drunk he started stripping while the dancers on stage were doing their thing.

[BrasSmonkey]

i regret not buying a irish breakfast for the next morning

[TheButcher]

i regret not buying a irish breakfast for the next morning

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