[CHUCKLES] Jokes thread

[TheButcher]

A NIL joke you know how much I love mine.


A guy tells his friend “My mother-in-law is an angel.”
His friend replies: “You’re a lucky fella, mine’s still alive.”

[urbanlegend]

My Monday joke for you all to start the day happy;



What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Unemployed.

[calista]

The biggest day of the year for jokers

[razor]

Why do you bury lawyers 10ft deep instead of 6?

Because deep down, they really are good people.

[TheButcher]

I saw this one on TikTok last night, keep your hair on nothing to get upset about.

What do you call a lesbian barbecue?









LGBBQT

[jag]

I saw this one on TikTok last night, keep your hair on nothing to get upset about.

What do you call a lesbian barbecue?









LGBBQT

The best way to make a nice steak is on a charcoal grill, just saying.

[Emil]

You know what a 'French Kiss ' is right, do you know what an 'Aussie Kiss' is?

The same thing upside down.

Boom boom have a nice weekend

[Big MOE]

Times are so hard because of the tariffs I passed a homeless person he gave me $5 said get yourself a coffee!!!!!!!!

[TheButcher]

Times are so hard because of the tariffs I passed a homeless person he gave me $5 said get yourself a coffee!!!!!!!!

LOL

[BrasSmonkey]

I spotted a large man in a bar that had a muscular build except for his very small head. I could not help myself because it was so much different than the rest of his body. So, I asked him about it. He said that he was walking down the beach, spotted a bottle, picked it up and a Mermaid popped out. She gave me a wish and I said "How about having sex". She said that was not possible because she was a mermaid. Then, I said "How about a little head.

[Toons-man]

Me and my childhood crush are getting married next week.
Me on Wednesday and she on Saturday.

[Eroticart]

Why do you bury lawyers 10ft deep instead of 6?

Because deep down, they really are good people.

Another lawyer joke for you.

When is a lawyer telling untruths?

When his lips are moving

[jag]

A safe for work joke you can share.


What do biologists wear to work on Friday?


Genes.

[TheButcher]

Me and my childhood crush are getting married next week.
Me on Wednesday and she on Saturday.

LOL

[rx_tom]

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.