when people ask you what line of business you are in

[Brian]

Online and friends I say it the way it is, strangers and people I do not know that well I say I do internet. They don;t even ask what "internet" is.

[Courtney_FFN]

Depends. Most of the time I say Marketing. If I already know they are a perve I say Adult Marketing.

[chilli.domains]

As son as I mention I do adult sales and domain brokering, there are 2 comments that crop up.


You must be making money, and the other one is is you look at porn for a living nice.

[LuKenGas]

Most of the time I tell folks I'm an online webmaster, my friends know what I do.

[razor]

This always works for me. 'I bring joy and happiness to people working online.'

[T.B.W]

Self employed internet consultant. It sounds high tech and most of the time no one knows enough about the topic to ask me more questions

[TheButcher]

Self employed internet consultant. It sounds high tech and most of the time no one knows enough about the topic to ask me more questions

Not really a lie, we are self employed, and work on the net and in a way we consult for ourselves

[sebflo]

Usually just say I develop software... Sure I develop in part for the adult industry, but its still software...

[trafficseller]

I broker website traffic. Which is what I do to make 70% of my income. The other 30% is from affiliate sales but who needs to know.

[Markus]

I tell them to mind their own business!





























Just a joke

I say I do internet marketing

[fappmaster]

Internet sales or Internet marketing , both are true.

[gspotman]

Funnily enough when I say internet salesman they assume I am into MLM's or spam.

[KarinaJab]

I once said I was a stripper, and the guy at the bar I was talking with said "Really?" I said no and changed the topic.

[jag]

I once said I was a stripper, and the guy at the bar I was talking with said "Really?" I said no and changed the topic.

That is a good story Karina.

[Kev]

Porn webmaster and it gets a conversation going