[CONTEST] Quote of the Day Add yours favorite quote and win.

[GlennfromLA]

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.


Terry Bradshaw

[BrasSmonkey]

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.


Terry Bradshaw

well he's a dumb motherfucker instead of a stupid one

[TheButcher]

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.


Terry Bradshaw

well he's a dumb motherfucker instead of a stupid one

Six of one and a half a dozen the other, take your pick

[calista]

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.


Terry Bradshaw

well he's a dumb motherfucker instead of a stupid one

Six of one and a half a dozen the other, take your pick

what about if it is a baker's dozen

[pussyhunter]

well he's a dumb motherfucker instead of a stupid one

Six of one and a half a dozen the other, take your pick

what about if it is a baker's dozen

six and a half of one and half a dozen plus one of the other

[gotonudecom]

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[voyeurz]

Life is similar to roll of toilet paper.

In the beginning you can pull as much of the toilet paper as you want the roll does not shrink in size, as you use it the roll gets thinner and you eventually have none to use it is over.

[AlexO]

Life is similar to roll of toilet paper.

In the beginning you can pull as much of the toilet paper as you want the roll does not shrink in size, as you use it the roll gets thinner and you eventually have none to use it is over.

Good one

[minkal]

“If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”


By Lawrence Ferlinghetti

[BrasSmonkey]

“If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”


By Lawrence Ferlinghetti

if you wander into the wrong hood... that is called dead

[BrasSmonkey]

drunk? always make sure your nutz clear the zipper

[Big MOE]

drunk? always make sure your nutz clear the zipper

roflmao